“S*** My Dad Says” on Twitter: Success in unlikely places
September 3, 2009
A couple of weeks ago I started following a Twitter page called “S*** My Dad Says.” Every day on this page Justin Halpern posts a quote from his 73-year-old dad, who is decidedly cranky and hilarious. I figured Justin Halpern was tweeting in obscurity. Then today I read about him in the Wall Street Journal.

Mr. Halpern Sr.
As an example of the page’s content, recent posts included:
“Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”
This was one of the only posts that did not include profanity. (The old man has quite a mouth!) In linking to this page, I’m not saying I agree with everything the old guy says (though some of it is surprisingly insightful). But I will say that “S*** My Dad Says” is proof that material for rich writing can be found in everyday happenings.
According to the WSJ, Justin Halpern was a struggling screenwriter in LA. He gave up on the scene and moved in with his parents. He started documenting the little, everyday things he thought were noteworthy and found a good medium for them (in his case, Twitter). Now his tweets have more than 240,000 subscribers, he’s being featured in the Wall Street Journal and book agents and publishers want to work with him.
Here’s why this matters on my blog:
I honestly don’t think this was a matter of Halpern getting lucky. I think it was the product of a creative mind finding an unusual way to present a subject that most people wouldn’t pay much attention to — a crotchety old man.
In my experience as a writer, and as a friend of writers (particularly for us non-fiction nerds), we often get hung up on the idea that we don’t have anything to write about — that we have to experience something over-the-top and intense to give us license to write. But time and again, some of the best written pieces I’ve read have come from a careful observation of something ordinary that’s shined up with clever writing and unusual connections between ideas.
Granted, “S*** My Dad Says” is only a series of 140-character quotes. But I see it as evidence that Halpern has learned how to see magic in the mundane, and I can’t wait to see how that translates to his future endeavors as a writer.
Writing is a muscle. The more you write, the stronger your writing will be. And chances are that the more you write, the more likely you are to turn to your everyday surroundings for inspiration.
This is the third mention of S*** My Dad Saya I’ve seen today. I’m now following this guy because, frankly, why not? Re: “not having anything to write about”, we are in complete agreement.
And because he’s digging for quotes from his dad, he’s really listening to him. I have no doubts that pleases the old man no end. Maybe enough to throw in a couple extra swears
Yes! That is completely true about him listening to the old man. Listening carefully for someone’s hidden story can be such a great way to honor a person… no matter what that story looks like! Thanks for reading, both of you!
this is soooo funny. nice find.
Thanks for this. I need to exercise my writing muscle with more observations of the ordinary.
This guy is so funny! “Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.” I like how he calls his grandson “it”. lol
I love that page. Seriously. Got me through the first couple of weeks of school. Each one is like this profane little Zen koan of grumpy old man wisdom and liberation.
That is seriously some of the funniest stuff ever.
THANK YOU!
i haven’t laughed so hard in a looong time!!
i forwarded this link to my Mom and Sister. they’re going to die.
From what I can tell, Halpern has only been tweeting about his dad for one month. Yesterday, in the course of a couple hours, I saw his follower count go up by 2,000! This guy is on fire!
Thanks for introducing me to this guy via your blog! He’s hilarious! And what a great idea for something to write. Kinda like “Gumpism’s” only “crotchety old manisms!” We have an uncle or two that we could follow around and get something similar!
On another note, but still in the “writer’s world,” it struck me as odd the other day when I realized that, in the whole world of books, and sentences and words, why couldn’t someone come up with a more creative word for books that are the opposite of fiction than ‘non-fiction’? Just struck me as odd…
Seems like you are a real specialist. Did you study about the issue? hehe